“Waiting” for a good joke?…

Waiter, Waiter! What’s this fly doing in my soup? Well Sir, it looks like it’s doing the backstroke. Waiter, Waiter! there’s a frog in my soup! Yes Sir, the fly’s on vacation! Waiter, Waiter! There’s a crocodile in my soup! Well sir, you told me to make it snappy! Waiter, Waiter! Will the pizza be long? [...]

Laughing with the Animals

  Q:  What did the farmer call the cow who didn’t have any milk? A:  An “udder” failure Q:  What kind of milk do you get from pampered cows? A:  Spoiled milk. Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? A: They are always stuffed! Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have [...]

Did ya hear the one about…?

  LuLu:  “Did you hear the one about the jump rope?” Buster: “No.” LuLu:  “Then let’s skip it.”    LuLu:  “Did you hear the one about the bed?” Lucy:    “No.” LuLu:   That’s because it hasn’t been made up yet.”   LuLu:  “Did you hear the one about the broom?” Arlo:     “No.” LuLu:  “Well it’s the joke [...]