“Waiting” for a good joke?…

Waiter, Waiter! What’s this fly doing in my soup? Well Sir, it looks like it’s doing the backstroke. Waiter, Waiter! there’s a frog in my soup! Yes Sir, the fly’s on vacation! Waiter, Waiter! There’s a crocodile in my soup! Well sir, you told me to make it snappy! Waiter, Waiter! Will the pizza be long? [...]

Secret Mission #3

  Ok, Pack Members, here’s your Secret Mission for this week- ***OPERATION COMMAND-MERIZE*** Your Mission:  Read and Memorize the 10 Commandments found in Exodus 20. Did you know that just like the law of gravity or the laws of physics there are spiritual laws that God created to teach us how to be like Jesus?  [...]

Laughing with the Animals

  Q:  What did the farmer call the cow who didn’t have any milk? A:  An “udder” failure Q:  What kind of milk do you get from pampered cows? A:  Spoiled milk. Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? A: They are always stuffed! Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have [...]

Secret Mission #2

  Ok, Pack Members, here’s your Secret Mission for this week- ***OPERATION SECRET PRAYER*** Your Mission:  Say a secret prayer everyday this week for someone who needs God’s help. It’s easy to pray for ourselves and for things we would like God to give to us–  but Jesus teaches us that we need to think of others [...]

Secret Mission #1

  Ok, Pack Members, here’s your Secret Mission for this week-  ***OPERATION COMPLIMENT***  Your Mission:  Say something nice to everyone you talk to.                                                                           ****************** Nobody likes to hear bad things about themselves, but we all love to hear GOOD things about ourselves.   Showing your appreciation for people is sometimes tricky, because it has [...]

Did ya hear the one about…?

  LuLu:  “Did you hear the one about the jump rope?” Buster: “No.” LuLu:  “Then let’s skip it.”    LuLu:  “Did you hear the one about the bed?” Lucy:    “No.” LuLu:   That’s because it hasn’t been made up yet.”   LuLu:  “Did you hear the one about the broom?” Arlo:     “No.” LuLu:  “Well it’s the joke [...]

God’s Pack- The Beginning

Get ready to run with the pack– GOD’S PACK– a new club for kids that is all about having fun and FOLLOWING THE CALL OF GOD. We were all created to do wonderful things for God– God’s Pack teaches kids how to listen to God’s call and spread Christian love– by actions, words, songs, and [...]